<h3>大曾 ,曾初良,也樂(lè)齋主,湖南湘鄉(xiāng)人,六十年代人。喜作文人畫(huà),常題打油詩(shī),不求功與名,但得趣與樂(lè)。</h3><div>他的畫(huà),寥寥幾筆,把傳統(tǒng)筆墨與現(xiàn)代元素巧妙結(jié)合在了一起。與畫(huà)面相配的一首首率性而肆意調(diào)侃的打油詩(shī),讀來(lái)令人稱(chēng)快。</div> <h3>開(kāi)窗聽(tīng)鳥(niǎo)語(yǔ),閉門(mén)讀禁書(shū)。</h3><div>抱枕思美女,睡覺(jué)如死豬。</div> <h3>清風(fēng)明月不要錢(qián),攬之入懷卻須閑。</h3><div>老夫心中無(wú)掛礙,只種白云不種田。</div> <h3>七月酷暑思西瓜,人人都想好瓜呷。</h3><div>嘗遍天下瓜無(wú)數(shù),最憶兒時(shí)在老家。</div> <h3>高溫酷暑夏日長(zhǎng),坦胸露懷圖清涼。</h3><div>美女撞見(jiàn)休要怪,老夫豈敢耍流氓。</div> <h3>也種菖蒲趕新潮,敢教盆石長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)毛。</h3><div>老夫羞與石頭比,每回總把禿頭撓。</div> <h3>天熱起個(gè)大早,看到一只小鳥(niǎo)。</h3><div>陪她嘻戲一番,心情變得特好。</div> <h3>赤日炎炎似火燒,綠蔭掩映暑氣消。</h3><div>老貓作伴昏昏睡,夢(mèng)里偷偷思阿嬌。</div> <h3>欲問(wèn)防暑何處去,請(qǐng)來(lái)股市交易房。</h3><div>放眼望去綠油油,人人感到透心涼。</div> <h3>酷暑難耐隱深山,不念經(jīng)書(shū)不煉丹。</h3><div>邀得清風(fēng)相對(duì)飲,裁片白云佐三餐。</div> <h3>赤日炎炎似火燒,室如烤箱人半焦。</h3><div>欲效金魚(yú)潛水底,清涼世界樂(lè)逍遙。</div> <h3>鄉(xiāng)下有口大水塘,勝過(guò)城里空調(diào)房。</h3><div>一群孩子嬉水樂(lè),猶恐夏天不夠長(zhǎng)。</div> <h3>天氣炎熱愛(ài)沖涼,父子同浴喜洋洋。</h3><div>稚子好奇問(wèn)長(zhǎng)短,笑答來(lái)日方可長(zhǎng)。</div> <h3>戰(zhàn)友相聚享清涼,找個(gè)小店靠城墻。</h3><div>喝完小酒還不走,悄悄欣賞老板娘。</div> <h3>屋外酷暑驕陽(yáng),室內(nèi)捧書(shū)靠墻。</h3><div>西瓜光膀破扇,樂(lè)得自在清涼。</div> <h3>每到夏天常失眠,只因那年遇阿蓮。</h3><div>從此落下相思病,一病就病好多年。</div> <h3>依著葫蘆畫(huà)個(gè)瓢,無(wú)人欣賞自己瞧。</h3><div>成功與否不重要,快樂(lè)才是第一條。</div> <h3>去年種下數(shù)枝藕,今夏開(kāi)滿(mǎn)一池花。</h3><div>已得心中十分喜,何須他人半句夸。</div> <h3>幾只蚊子鬧的歡,害得老夫睡不安。</h3><div>半夜起來(lái)兩巴掌,鮮血染紅五指山。</div> <h3>每到夏天瞌睡多,閉目養(yǎng)神把蟲(chóng)捉。</h3><div>偶爾周公來(lái)相會(huì),總把當(dāng)年好事撮。</div> <h3>夏日獨(dú)坐荷塘邊,幾卷閑書(shū)看半天。</h3><div>一把破扇慢慢搖,無(wú)事便是小神仙。</div> <h3>天熱盼望起點(diǎn)風(fēng),等待大都成了空。</h3><div>要想愿望變現(xiàn)實(shí),不如騎車(chē)往前沖。</div> <h3>老來(lái)無(wú)事心自安,陳年往事慢慢翻。</h3><div>綠蔭樹(shù)下獨(dú)自飲,一壺濁酒喝三餐。</div> <h3>夢(mèng)回大唐會(huì)玉環(huán),她住一環(huán)我十環(huán)。</h3><div>欲睹芳顏獻(xiàn)花環(huán),夢(mèng)醒一握是鐵環(huán)。</div> <h3>老夫聊發(fā)少年狂,偷偷上街賞姑娘。</h3><div>只顧盯著美女看,唉喲一聲撞了墻。</div> <h3>兩小無(wú)猜笑嘻嘻,他日長(zhǎng)大莫相欺。</h3><div>今天許下百年愿,相約攜手過(guò)七夕。</div> <h3>今夜月亮羞答答,好像當(dāng)年那個(gè)她。</h3><div>不知如今她可好,想必已成孩子?jì)尅?lt;/div> <h3>少年情懷總是詩(shī),多少浪漫無(wú)人知。</h3><div>待到如今心已老,不問(wèn)其他只問(wèn)吃。</div> <h3>不覺(jué)日暮夕陽(yáng)斜,多年未過(guò)五四節(jié)。</h3><div>臉厚猶思重韻味,又怕青年說(shuō)您別。</div> <h3>如今五行總?cè)蓖?,自知命中常差錢(qián)。</h3><div>正好生活平淡過(guò),樂(lè)得少放油與鹽。</div> <h3>無(wú)欲方稱(chēng)真英雄,有酒便是活神仙。</h3><div>千般煩惱皆?huà)佅?,快活一天賺一天?lt;/div> <h3>心里一直藏個(gè)她,冰清玉潔似梅花。</h3><div>人前從來(lái)未提起,只好花前當(dāng)傻瓜。</div> <h3>忙忙碌碌又一年,只為食物腹中填,</h3><div>現(xiàn)實(shí)骨感常多苦,理想豐滿(mǎn)不值錢(qián)。</div> <h3>白菜本是百菜王,蘿卜味道不尋常。</h3><div>一生長(zhǎng)享此兩樣,做個(gè)農(nóng)夫又何妨。</div> <h3>別人騎馬我騎驢,仔細(xì)思量自不如。</h3><div>但是回頭又一看,后面還有挑柴漢。</div> <h3>莫道日月如穿梭,年關(guān)將至?xí)r不多。</h3><div>年初夢(mèng)想多泡湯,干脆就湯下火鍋。</div> <h3>平生未寫(xiě)耽情句,寫(xiě)到耽情難自知。</h3><div>并非此花無(wú)缺憾,只因愛(ài)深情亦癡。</div> <h3>污言穢語(yǔ)盡成臟,隨風(fēng)入耳損健康。</h3><div>掏得耳屎三千擔(dān),肥田百畝變糧倉(cāng)。</div> <h3>老來(lái)無(wú)事享清閑,不求功名不問(wèn)錢(qián)。</h3><div>邀得小鳥(niǎo)作伴唱,曲終日落正堪眠。</div> <h3>灰塵滿(mǎn)屋一聲呸,小孩調(diào)皮幾句嘿。</h3><div>該出手時(shí)就出手,雞毛也可樹(shù)權(quán)威。</div> <h3>目標(biāo)并不遙遠(yuǎn),幸福就在眼前。</h3><div>人生總是夢(mèng)想,何必笑我垂涎。</div> <h3>早起提籠去溜鳥(niǎo),晚來(lái)種花又養(yǎng)草。</h3><div>開(kāi)心吃好三餐飯,煩惱不趕自己跑。</div> <h3>心有魚(yú)兮力不足,長(zhǎng)相守矣難下手。</h3><div>不如意者十八九,問(wèn)聲貓兒可知否?</div> <h3>風(fēng)吹云自散,雨過(guò)天又晴。</h3><div>歇腳飲杯酒,繼續(xù)又前行。</div> <h3>常慕高士游塵外,偶做街痞臥泥中。</h3><div>平生恥作名利客,活出真我自輕松。</div> <h3>人生難了幾多煩,躲進(jìn)深山靜悟禪。</h3><div>萬(wàn)般欲望皆放下,唯獨(dú)難忘老酒壇。</div> <h3>莫問(wèn)來(lái)生誰(shuí)變我,哪知前世我是誰(shuí)。</h3><div>但把此生好好過(guò),每天高興笑揚(yáng)眉。</div>