<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">作者:程潔</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">誦讀:白琳 楊占旺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">制作:暮帆</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">盛夏的一個(gè)周末</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">教研室里算我九個(gè)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知是誰(shuí)的主意</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">周末非要消暑聚餐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">兵分三路采買(mǎi)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我去水果攤買(mǎi)水果</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我騎著自行車(chē)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">直奔賣(mài)瓜女的攤床</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">大老遠(yuǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她正擅著扇子喊西瓜甜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">見(jiàn)我直奔她攤床</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">興致勃勃</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笑口開(kāi)顏</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白里透紅的小臉蛋兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">像含苞怒放</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">開(kāi)不敗的花朵</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">緋紅的臉頰</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">昭示心底的慌張</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還是不太自然</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有點(diǎn)羞澀</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這么晚</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咋還來(lái)買(mǎi)水果</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">貪黑招待什么貴客</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">大家忙了五整天</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">要放松聚聚</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搞個(gè)小聯(lián)歡</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我搶先負(fù)責(zé)買(mǎi)水果</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓你增加點(diǎn)效益</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賺點(diǎn)錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只見(jiàn)她</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">捧起綠油油一個(gè)大西瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嘣嘣敲了兩三下</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">捧到我眼前</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">來(lái)這個(gè)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今天上的頭等瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">水靈又脆保你甜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你看這西瓜多可人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白送你一個(gè)不要錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓你們</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">品品這瓜甜不甜</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白送這可使不得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我們規(guī)定AA制</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪能白吃不給錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不就是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一個(gè)不值幾個(gè)錢(qián)的瓜嗎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">上次我欠你的人情</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至今還沒(méi)還</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說(shuō)心里話(huà)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我一直忐忑和不安</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她真誠(chéng)爽快的樣子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓我輕松好暢然</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">驟然想起一年前</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恰好也是這個(gè)初夏</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吃瓜的好季節(jié)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那天加班有點(diǎn)兒晚</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我騎車(chē)正好路過(guò)這兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只見(jiàn)三個(gè)小混混</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">圍著賣(mài)瓜小老板</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手拿摔開(kāi)的半個(gè)瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">邊吃邊嬉皮笑臉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">湊上前</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賣(mài)瓜的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二兩棉花你紡一紡</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老子吃啥給過(guò)錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">少羅嗦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">12斤8兩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">10塊2毛4分整</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一個(gè)不少</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">趕緊給現(xiàn)錢(qián)</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">傻丫頭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你沒(méi)長(zhǎng)眼啊</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看看三個(gè)爺都是誰(shuí)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">要錢(qián)和你對(duì)象要</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">實(shí)在不行</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我們哥仨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今兒晚?yè)爿喎慌?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那滋味兒一定比瓜甜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不信今晚讓你試試看</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">滾滾滾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你們是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">死不要臉的仨混蛋</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賣(mài)瓜女氣得直哆嗦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">竟敢光天化日為非作歹</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真是好大的膽</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我準(zhǔn)備教訓(xùn)這三個(gè)貨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">立馬下車(chē)沖上前</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哎吆喂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你是何方神圣少摻合</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看好了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我就是她的對(duì)象</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你們?nèi)齻€(gè)別耍賴(lài)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吃瓜趕緊給現(xiàn)錢(qián)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怎么著</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">瞅啥瞅</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看啥看</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不服找個(gè)地方評(píng)評(píng)理</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">立馬讓你們都傻眼</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你是哪個(gè)衙門(mén)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">挑泔水的呀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">真是吃了豹子膽</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我扒拉一下</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">沖上前來(lái)那個(gè)胖子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">規(guī)矩點(diǎn)兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">別耍無(wú)賴(lài)給臉不要臉</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賣(mài)瓜女頓時(shí)臉煞白</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">嚇的直和我擺手</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓我別和他們</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">瞎糾纏</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三個(gè)混混</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">狐假虎威</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此刻有點(diǎn)造蒙圈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一個(gè)裝模作樣兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蹲襠出快拳</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我一個(gè)飛腳</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">把他踹個(gè)人仰又馬翻</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">只見(jiàn)他</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">齜牙咧嘴直服軟兒</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那倆一見(jiàn)事兒不好</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">腳底抹油就開(kāi)溜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">墻角那個(gè)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">被我踹得還是輕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">夾起個(gè)西瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">撒開(kāi)丫子就跑遠(yuǎn)</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">短兵巷戰(zhàn)剛結(jié)束</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賣(mài)瓜女</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遞給我一條毛巾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓我擦擦汗</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">謝謝緊要關(guān)頭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">為我見(jiàn)義勇為</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鋌而走險(xiǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你真讓我刮目相看</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你過(guò)獎(jiǎng)啦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不好意思</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我斗膽冒充你對(duì)象</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今兒個(gè)對(duì)你</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有點(diǎn)失禮又冒犯</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">賣(mài)瓜女</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">仍舊緊張沒(méi)放松</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">下意識(shí)不停擦著</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">脖子上的汗</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看得出</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">依然掩飾不住</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那張膽怯羞澀的臉</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多虧你</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鼎力相助</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓我虎口脫了險(xiǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還別說(shuō)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你還真有兩下子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一個(gè)人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">打跑三個(gè)大壞蛋</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這兩個(gè)西瓜面相好</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拿回去</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓嫂子嘗嘗甜不甜</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太客氣啦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我是市體校</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">武術(shù)隊(duì)的教練員</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不好意思</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">目前還是個(gè)單身漢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天吶</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">對(duì)不起</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這不</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也對(duì)你有冒犯</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今天讓我長(zhǎng)見(jiàn)識(shí)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你功夫練的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可真叫棒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怪不得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三下五除二</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讓他們?nèi)齻€(gè)壞蛋</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">抱頭鼠竄</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">跑個(gè)一溜煙</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你年紀(jì)輕輕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">擺攤兒賣(mài)瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">怎么不讀書(shū)哇</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我是師大</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">中文系</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">大三在讀生</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">每年暑期</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">幫我父母賣(mài)瓜出攤</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就為了掙個(gè)學(xué)費(fèi)錢(qián)</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她下意識(shí)咬著櫻桃唇</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">露出真誠(chéng)和靦腆</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我才發(fā)現(xiàn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這丫頭長(zhǎng)得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">的確挺好看</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">打那以后</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">每當(dāng)假期我路過(guò)樹(shù)下</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她家的西瓜攤兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她總是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">顯得有點(diǎn)不自然</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">下車(chē)嘗嘗瓜吧</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今天西瓜格外甜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不啦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今兒個(gè)我沒(méi)時(shí)間</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">等你有時(shí)間</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可千萬(wàn)過(guò)來(lái)轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一定一定不食言</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">其實(shí)今兒個(gè)我有時(shí)間</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我打心眼兒里</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想和她聊聊天兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又怕她</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">耽擱生意少賺錢(qián)</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人啊人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有時(shí)也真怪怪地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">掂量不透</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">情感之路深與淺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自打那次</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">英雄救美偶遇后</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她的攤床</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">成了我日后</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">無(wú)法繞開(kāi)的風(fēng)景線(xiàn)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說(shuō)句心里話(huà)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">即便不是去買(mǎi)瓜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也心甘情愿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">主動(dòng)上前去搭訕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">沒(méi)話(huà)找話(huà)問(wèn)冷暖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">其實(shí)理由很簡(jiǎn)單</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我就是想</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多看她兩眼</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2024.6.8</span></p>